Before the advent of spam blockers like Akismet, the default blocker used by WordPress, spams would leave one’s site flooded to the waist, its owner wading in hundred of useless comments that sell anything from how-to-learn-English-in-30-days DVDs to boring porn.
But some can be very engaging and hilarious such as this:
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It sounds like these companies have been employing impressively creative copy writers who never reached college and hurl these masterpieces for all the web to see.